How the animal got his name


The Animal Devin Botts was born with the gift of music in his soul. And an uncanny desire to perform great blues music. But most people do not know how or why the animal got his name.
It all started back in the 1970's when he was just a little boy. You see the animal was borne to a kind genital and loving parent in the sleepy little town of Jerseyville Illinois. Every thing in Devin’s life started out very average and normal until he and his parents went on holiday to Africa. The Dark Continent has many interesting and exotic things to see and many American’s still like to go on safari there. But on the last day of the trip the little 2-year-old Devin Botts was lured into the dark thick jungle by the infectious sounds of a African drum beat. His nanny only turned her head away for a second and he was gone. It would be almost 20 years before his parents would see their son again.
In late 1989 Guitar Terry was playing music for the greatest garage band in the world “Full Flight” in eastern central Africa. After another great show at a gritty little bar called the Naughty Gorilla Guitar Terry was still a little restless and went out on the town of Zimbabwe to see if he could sample any of the local talent. That was when he heard of the jungle boy who would come to town with a troop of black and white bug eyed monkeys and play music. They would play for 3 or 4 hours then some of the monkeys would pass the hat around for money then they would slip back into the dark gritty jungle.
After many days of tracking the animal boy Guitar Terry finally caught up with him in a pigmy village. It turns out the animal was stolen away from his parents camp by a band of wild monkeys then he was raised by wolves until this Pigmy tribe adopted him as their own. There was some debate amongst the tribal elders as to what to do with the little tike. But finally after much debate, and some regret, they maid him apart of there tribe. They would later regret their decision because all the Animal wanted to do is play music all night and sleep all day.
It was late in the Afternoon when Terry and Howling Steve found the little Pigmy village and soon found what they were looking for. After meeting the chief they soon came to a arrangement. They would trade an old Zippo lighter for the animal.
At about 4:30 pm they sneaked into an old dark dirty hut and while the Animal was still sleeping they hit him over the head through him in a bag and the pigmy’s helped carry the unconscious animal back to town where he was tossed into a boat bound for America.
When they got back home to Illinois the Animal was reintroduced to his natural family. Even though they could never teach the Animal to speak English he did learn to sing old blues songs.

Picture of the animal returning to his people