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May 9th 2010

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Vol. 2 Issue 19..
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Due to the rescission, and the Nation wide lack in demand for floor covering.

Carpet prices has fallen to a 18 year low.

So!!!!!!

Jerseyville Carpet & Furniture Galleries is happy to announce our Back to the Future Carpet Sale.

Buy Carpet today for the same price your parents paid for it back in 1993

$2.99 to $12.99 per sq yard


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Jerseyville il 62052
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First base ball fan to be tasered
More Cougars wearing sexy lingerie

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Baseball history in the making

Late in the evening on Monday May 3rd 2010 during a Cardinal, Phillie baseball game a Phillies base ball fan jumped over the wall separating the grand stands from the playing field and ran on to it. Mayhem soon followed and the game was put on hold while stadium security and police chased down the field runner.


A few minuets later this 17-year-old kid became the first field jumper in baseball history to be tasered for running onto the playing field.


It took more than one shot to bring down the illegal field jumper. But when officer Barbrady finally hit his mark the kid went down hard and fast.


The Philadelphia police department is investigating this matter and the Phillies are discussing with them whether or not this was the appropriate force to be used in such a event.

It’s Ironic that police cannot stop foreigners from jumping the border fence in Arizona. But the Philadelphia police department can stop baseball fans from jumping onto the playing field. It’s a good thing for illegal immigrants that Pennsylvania is not a border state.


The Cards went on to win the game 6-3

Matt Capps

matt@avalonn.com

 

 


 

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Look out! Cougars are on the prowl, and in record numbers.

Retail stores are reporting a jump in lingerie sales do in part to older women spicing up their love life. The catalyst for this trend seams to be in some of the glamorous 40- something women who star in hit movie and TV shows like “Sex in the city” and “Cougar Town”.


Many of these hit TV shows and big screen movies feature bedroom antics of women in their 40s and 50s and they’re much younger partners. Because of this, many of the big department stores in London, New York, and Chicago are reporting record sales in lingerie for older women.


Positive female role models in this age group such as the women in the Sex and the City movies and Courteney Cox in TV's Cougar Town are giving the women confidence to splash out on themselves.


Now that these older more seductive women also known as “Cougars” are making a impact on the retail market place you can expect to see a lot more entertainment, in the form of movies, books and TV shows. Also many retailers will find new and exciting products for them to buy.

Courteney Cox


Matt Capps

matt@avalonn.com

 

 


 


 

 

Fashion profiling right or wrong?
Man robs jewelry store wearing a burkha

Pull your pants up boy.

Some time in the middle 1990s a new and annoying fashion fad popped up on high school campuses around the nation. The Baggie pants syndrome or also known as show your putt look, became a new fashion trend among dumber than average adolescent boys.


Unlike other fashion trends that has come and gone like bell-bottom paints, parachute pants, and the mullet hair cut. This particular fashion insult has lasted almost as long as the iconic and equally annoying Goth look that many high school drop out’s like to sport while they smoke cigarettes and drink booze that they have stolen from their parents liquor cabinet.


Several cities, and counties in the United States have tried to legislate a ban on this fashion insult, but to no avail. Apparently our constitution protects the rights of dumb teen boys to dress how they see fit even though their pants do not.


In my opinion I can’t see any legislative solution to the baggie pants syndrome. But I try to make the best of it. In fact I use it as a useful and accurate indicator as to the quality of the individual, and the kind of person the kid has a potential to become. Some people might disagree with my opinion, and they might even call this fashion profiling. But if you can’t make them pull up their pants, you might as well judge them by their fashion.

Matt Capps

matt@avalonn.com

 

 


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It was only a madder of time before some criminal’s began to take advantage of the Muslim burkha for his or her own personal endeavors.


In Great Britton last week robbers dressed as Muslim woman in all-enveloping burkha and hijab robed a jewelry store. The robber and his 2 accomplices barged into a jewelry store produced shotguns from under their burkha’s and stole bangles, rings, and lockets before escaping into a waiting car. Police are appealing for information on the robbery.


This incident comes at a interesting time for European politics, with the Muslim population swelling in Europe, many country’s are debating weather or not to ban any person from covering their face in public.

matt@avalonn.com


Due to the rescission, and the Nation wide lack in demand for floor covering.

Carpet prices has fallen to a 18 year low.

So!!!!!!

Jerseyville Carpet & Furniture Galleries is happy to announce our Back to the Future Carpet Sale.

Buy Carpet today for the same price your parents paid for it back in 1993

$2.99 to $12.99 per sq yard


Jerseyville Carpet, Furniture, Bedding,
Appliance, & TV Galleries 
1672 S. State street
Jerseyville il 62052
618-639-9858


Quote Of The Week.

"Political correctness is tyranny with manners."
- Charlton Heston

 

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